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Linus Hit by Bus!

The fateful day has arrived - Linus Torvalds, creator and maintainer of the Linux kernel, has been hit by a bus. He has survived, but with massive brain damage. Consequently, he has decided he is no longer able to head the Linux project and has decided to apply himself to something more appropriate given his severely diminshed abilities.

Linus Torvalds will now join Microsoft and dedicate himself to the development of Windows 9.